I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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