Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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