She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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