I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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