So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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