I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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