i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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