Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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