i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
There's even glitter on my cock...
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