So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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