I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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