Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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