I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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