Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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