Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
