STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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