my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Drunk walkin through police station. America
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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