god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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