Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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