Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
not ubering you a puppy
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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