Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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