I've blown a few things in my day
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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