Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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