the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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