When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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