i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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