You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The adults are the big ones right?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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