Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
why is half of my head shaved?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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