She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I would ride that face into the sunset
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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