Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just want to make out with him forever
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