Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
