Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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