I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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