She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
accomplished twins. life is a go
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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