Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Randomize
