big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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