well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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