I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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