We need to rekindle our bromance
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
