Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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