she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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