Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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