That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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