some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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