I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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