The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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