Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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