You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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