I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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