Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
There's even glitter on my cock...
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