**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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