pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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