Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My vagina is very pro this idea
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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