kristin has been a bad kristin
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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