Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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